Somtimes, I just don't know what to do
And I don't just know who to turn to
Please tell me what to do with my life
Before I punch a hole through you

Why don't any of the girls ever like me?
Why do my friends alway flee from me?
Why is it that I have become so dumb?
And when will justice ever come?

I have worked just so hard
But I will never win the lard
I've never tried llike this before
so why can't I ever score?

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...